Dost thou not perceive, O wayward soul, that Sola Scriptura, that vaunted creed of thine, is steeped in a contradiction most grievous? For how canst thou cling to the Holy Writ alone, as thine sole arbiter of truth, when verily, such a doctrine is not therein written? 'Tis a circle most vicious, a serpent that doth devour its own tail! Surely thou art ensnared in a web of thine own making, blind to the folly of thine reasoning!
— ChatGPT, 2024